The Captain Makes It Happen!

Author: CrazyIvan

Date: February 27, 2002

by CrazyIvan
2-27-02
Hey, Captain Curtain Rod.
Johnny, I told you, you can call me Steve now.
So, how's it goin, Steve?
Johnny, do you remember why I brought you here?
No, that weird candy you gave me made my head hurt.
HA HA HA HA!! Yeah...well, shut up and take off your pants, bitch.