One Shots

Author: CrazyIvan

Date: February 27, 2002

by CrazyIvan
2-27-02
...the fuck?
Maybe I should just commit suicide...
...both of our facilities are unavailible to you at this time. Please do not consider this as an option again. Repsectfully yours, God and The Devil, Esquire.
Dude, isn't that your girlfriend in that gangbang on the porn channel?
No. I am gay.