Jackzen Fixes Tom

Author: CrazyIvan

Date: February 28, 2002

by CrazyIvan
2-28-02
Jackzen, I have a problem. I think I might be gay.
Think? Nigga you ARE. But don't worry, I can fix that. By the way, have you ever seen a black man naked?
Err, why do you ask?
Uhh, never mind, come over here.
Five Minutes Later
I never really knew what it was to be gay, Jackzen. I had never heard about the...sexual stuff. Umm, how long do you think it will be before I can crap again without bleeding?
3 to 4 days, baby. And that'll be four hundred dollars, homie. Fo fuckin you straight and all.