What if women had the penis?

Author: Cre8tive13

Date: January 26, 2006

by Cre8tive13
1-26-06
Hey Eric...Nice "Camel Toe" ya got goin there, honey...
Thanks, dear!
What's with you scratching your balls like that every morning.....?
What?...It's there and it just feels sooooo good!
I mean, it sounds like you're sharpening your fingernails or something!