Social Retard

Author: Cre8tive13

Date: September 14, 2006

by Cre8tive13
9-14-06
So Kelly was dumped by her husband, eh?
Yes, Mike but pleeeeze don't say anything to her about it. She has been bawling non stop since he left her.
No worries, what kind of guy do you think I am?
Thanks Mike! It's just such a super sensitive issue with her right now.
5 mins later - Women's Washroom
So Kelly, *wink* I hear you're not getting any at the moment?!
Get the fuck outta here, prick!!!