Alpha Versions - Love

Author: Creature_From_Beyond

Date: October 11, 2008

That's it! I have had it with this dog shit relationship! You are a fucking souless life sucking bitch.
Ditto! Except minus the part about me and add in the part where you're an egomaniacal douche bag! Fucking pretty boy!
If we break up I'll have to move out AND I won't have steady pussy anymore. Damn!
If we break up who's going to drive me places and buy me stuff I can't afford? Damn!
Let's have sex!
Let's have sex!