Victims of 9/11 part 18

Author: Creature_From_Beyond

Date: July 12, 2010

8:40 AM September 11, 2001 WTC 1
Listen up cubicle zombies! A genie came to my apartment last night and offered me three wishes.
I am now the richest person on Earth; a sexual tyranosaur; and way more interesting than that guy from the Dos Equis commercials.
I wasn't even going to come in today but then I thought, "What the hell is the point of being awesome if you can't shove it in other people's faces?"