Really? I thought they were supposed to be super safe?
It is, but it showed me this really funny cat video while I was surfing the web which caused me to spill my beer. So I shouted, "Fucking Shit, Google!" Then all this weird porn started playing and...
Wait, you can drink beer while watching porn all while your car drives ITSELF?
Yeah, so anyways, then I...Hey, where you going?
With all the money I’ll save on DUI lawyers I can totally afford one of those!
