Never forget about being courteous to strangers.

Author: CreepingDeth101

Date: October 1, 2003

by CreepingDeth101
10-01-03
Little Timmy Wants Some Beer From Thomas Drunkalot
Oh no. This little shit who's balls didn't even drop yet is gonna bug me for some fucking beer.
Hey mister, MISTER! If I give you the money will you go get me some beer?
After Some Thought Thomas Drunkalot Gives His Decision
Kid, your nuts don't yet harness the ability to handle beer or father children. You must go away before I Bash You.
Ok fine, I'm outta here, but mister you can go fuck a dead moose you cocksucker!
As you can probably guess, Thomas Drunkalot didn't like being called a cocksucker. Now little Timmy's on life support.