Evil Deadâ„¢ Woes

Author: CreepingDeth101

Date: October 1, 2003

by CreepingDeth101
10-01-03
A typical day for the Evil Deadâ„¢ - Special Education Class
I will swallow your souls!
I guess you don't realize that chatrooms are not the real world. You putz!
Sometimes souls come to you.
You can have my soul if you want it but -
Alright. (soul swallowing noises) - *coughs* hey this soul tastes like disease!
...But the Evil Dead Forgot To Check It. As the willing victim lay dying.
Dude, you didn't let me finish, I was going to say I have crabs and HIV and I smoke crack so think about it first.
Not Good!