The Adventures Of Thomas Drunkalot - Episode 1 - Part 1

Author: CreepingDeth101

Date: October 2, 2003

by CreepingDeth101
10-02-03
Thomas Drunkalot Wanders into a cluster-fuck of death.
*hickups* Damn! What the fuck happened here? Can you tell me little girl?
Little girl?! Dude you've had too much to drink I think.
The white fruity guy makes a fatal mistake.
Oh! You're a man. Could of fooled me. Actually you probably are a chick, you look like you could suck a mean dick. So get to it, you little fruit.
Man I'm gonna kick your ass.
Thomas Drunkalot Wanders into a cluster-fuck of death.
I think I fucked up. Better run like a bitch.
You're gonna fucking die! Feel lucky there's an ambulance here because you're going to need it in the worst way when I find you! PUSSY!