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by CrimsonGhost
7-18-04
And so it begins..
Lets see.. www.bigboobs.com..
Hey! Whats this?
Stripcreator?! Where's all the big chested women?

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-18-04
What did you do last night?
Not much.. watched some porn.. ate some chicken..
You didnt invite me?
Remember last time you ate chicken and watched porn?
Here it comes..
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We're still having trouble getting that stain out of my grandma's dress..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-18-04
I'd like to enlighten everyone on a little problem i've been having...
Everytime i leave my house.. something always happens..
I need sleep..
And it normally involves a garden hose, a paintball gun, 3 packages of Bazooka Joe... and a penis..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-18-04
I like-a do.. da cha cha...
Thank you god!
I thought barn rasings were for muslims?
...
So..
Please help me...

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-18-04
I keep on missing..
boo
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don't ph34r tha jeSus...

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
Hey man...
Stop the Violence Man
Its better this way..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
Something dosent seem right here.

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
Look... I've been doing this for a few days now..
And i guess, these will only be funny if i add some random Penis and Vagina Jokes.. so here it goes.
Master! When are we going to conquer the earth?!
My balls itch...

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
Hey Robb, How's it going?
Hey Kuzin.. How's it going?
I asked you first..
Well... if you wernt such an asshole, maybe i'd answer..
I wasnt expecting that.
Im sure you wernt excepting that semen in your milkshake either.. But it still happened..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
What?! I didnt know about that..
Im sure you didnt.. i mean.. we didnt tell you..
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At least you didnt eat the brownie...
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I mean.. that shit just wasnt cool... I told them to stop putting so much acid in it.. but they wouldnt listen..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-20-04
That would explain why my ass hurts so much..
Well no..
...?
Remember the coffee?
Yes...
2 words... Date Rape

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
Hey son.. what are you up to?
I just got back from watching that movie "Big Fish".. and boy.. was it weird..
What was it about?
Well.. there were giants and.. siemese twins.. and danny devito
Yea.. it was good and all, but it reminded me too much of "Get Shorty"

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
Wait.. "Get Shorty"? Wasnt that movie with John Travolta Gene Hackman?
Yea... well... I liked big fish..
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What were you just doing, dad?
Giving your mom a rimjob.. why? do i smell?
I hate my life..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
I have recently come to the conclusion that above all....
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Damn.. i need to stop doing so many drugs..

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
With final fantasy XI taking the world by storm.. i am here to demonstrate what the game is REALLY like...
Lets see... doot doot doot.. walking around Vana'diel.. hey look! A high level Dragoon! Lets check him alot! lols!
This is such a dumb n00b... lemme make a macro to piss him off... lets see "/em flicks off because i feelz examined"..
d00d! That fuckz just flicked me off! Ima show off my level 3 magix skillz!
... this is so not cool... im going to black list you.. naaaa! You cant talk to me no morez!
And that is why... i hate the world

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
I are Galka! Mighty warrior!
Oh no! a high level.... uh.. something! I must escape!
I have no friends...

 

by CrimsonGhost
7-24-04
Lets ride the world on our mighty chocobos!
d00d! I cant see you yet..
....you have a slow connection... man (^-^ ;)
No i dont.. d00d.. im mithra.. me hot
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What? No one knows im a guy..

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