Introductions aren't essential to my survival.

Author: Crow

Date: December 11, 2001

by Crow
12-11-01
Honey, have you seen my testicle?
Crrrkrack! Nnngrh! [Is this it?]
No, that's a nail.
Zzrxyvk, xcaac? [I'm pregnant.]
I can't bear the thought of being a father!
Rrrrrrgh! Arf. [What makes you think you're the father?]