Jesus gets an upgrade, or Christ the Sequel

Author: Crow

Date: December 13, 2001

by Crow
12-13-01
Hey! Who the hell are you?
I'm Jesus XP!
Christ! Well, what can you do that I can't?
Well, for starters I'm more compatable with other religions...
So? Some of my best friends are Mormons.
...and I'm Rapture compliant!