Suicide is never the answer, except in your case.

Author: Crow

Date: December 13, 2001

by Crow
12-13-01
This is a public service announcment.
Suicide is NOT the answer to life's problems!
I know...
Jesus! Just because some little asian whore gives you AIDS, you think life is over!
Yeah...
And shit! You even misspelled "worthless pile of non-human vomit." What are you, retarded or something?
Crap. I knew I shoulda spell checked.