Spanking the hell out of the Pope

Author: Crow

Date: December 13, 2001

by Crow
12-13-01
By the hoary rings of Hagoth! $380 for a phone bill?!?
Zzzx ak ak crck [What were the calls that were made?]
"The Spank Connection"?!?
Trazsk yack [Oh yeah. That was me.]
And why were you calling the Pope at 3 a.m.?
Chkjaa Aaaj Mm [Call it a fetish, I just can't refuse a man in a $500 hat]