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Author: CrunchyCheese

Date: June 2, 2003

by CrunchyCheese
6-02-03
Mr. Ratbastard. How come Milton gets a bonus when he never sells anything? But I get docked when I beat my quota?
Because I adjust your quotas based on your performance. The more you sell, the higher your quota
OK, but how can you do that after the end of the month? That's corporate socialism
I prefer to think of it as Active Income Redistribution
So you are like a managerial Robin Hood?
Exactly. Now go give Franklin your shoes. They are much nicer than his.