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| Mr. Ratbastard. How come Milton gets a bonus when he never sells anything? But I get docked when I beat my quota? | |
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| Because I adjust your quotas based on your performance. The more you sell, the higher your quota | |
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| OK, but how can you do that after the end of the month? That's corporate socialism | |
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| I prefer to think of it as Active Income Redistribution | |
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| So you are like a managerial Robin Hood? | |
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| Exactly. Now go give Franklin your shoes. They are much nicer than his. | |
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