More Corporate BS - Part 15

Author: CrunchyCheese

Date: June 9, 2003

by CrunchyCheese
6-09-03
Sales are down, so we are going to have to doa little "belt-tightening" around here.
Item 1: We are discontinuing water service to the office. Please bring your own bottled water from home.
Item 2: The company no longer pays for meals when you travel.
It is our belief you would eat if you were home,and we don't pay for meals here, so we won't pay for them when you are away
Item 3: Please only print when necessary. To cut costs, try using _both_sides of the paper
Which brings us to item 4: Toilet paper...