Spam V-e

Author: CrunchyCheese

Date: June 22, 2005

by CrunchyCheese
6-22-05
You know, I remember when you were just a fry cook here. Now look at you, Mr. Businessman
Heh, yeah. Owning a burger joint isn't easy though. Alway looking for ways to cut costs and keep a decent profit. Say Bill, umm What do you weigh now?
I'd say about 14-1500 lbs, why?
Let's see, taking out about 300 lbs for skeleton and viscera, that's roughly 5000 McWhoppers. How's your fat content?
Is that the time? I really need to get going..
Would you describe yourself as "tender and juicy"?