...and a cape....and a hat, oh and a cane!

Author: Culturejamming

Date: December 2, 2002

by Culturejamming
12-02-02
Heeeeyyy Clint what's going on, man?
I didn't shave today. I have decided I will grow a beard
Far out, man. Gettin back to the way nature made you, huh?
No, actualy it is a segue into a handlebar mustache. I am going to wax it, so I can twirl it with my finger when I say something evil.
I don't think they sell mustache wax anymore.
CURSES! Foiled again!