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| Why are you growing a beard? | |
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| Well, I have dry skin so shaving in the winter is a big pain in the ass. Also I am desperate for an afactation. | |
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| You mean that it isn't enough that you are a stickman that carries a hammer everywhere? | |
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| Oh christ! You can't afactatiously throw yiddish into your speech unless you are an old jewish guy | |
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| Oy vay, now the shiksa wants to tell me how I should talk? The goyah should be so lucky as to be cool like me. | |
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