Because they won't just sit at home and eat sticks of butter

Author: Culturejamming

Date: February 4, 2008

by Culturejamming
2-04-08
Did you hear about the anti-fatty law in Mississippi?
They're making it illegal to be fat?
The law would make it illegal for resturuants to serve obese patrons
Oh man, that's going to piss off so many fatties
They're still pissed off about the ruling they can be required to buy two seats on the airplane
Fatties worldwide rise up in anger, then quickly sit down again, panting and sweating heavily