Why I hated my life enough to join the army

Author: Culturejamming

Date: March 26, 2008

by Culturejamming
3-26-08
Next table 11:20 am
To start we have onion rings, iced tea, and pepsi
whoo doggy this is a fancy eatin' joint!
being mocked by dorks in $80 suits, what's next?
Is that tea you made with real tea plants from China?
I'm soooo getting plastered tonight