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| Someone once told me that all holidays were invented by the greeting card companies. | |
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| That makes sense for valintine's day | |
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| but when was the last time you got anyone a thanksgiving day card, or a new years eve card? | |
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| In fact now that I think about it, I'm sure that all of the holidays were invented by women | |
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| Because if holidays were invented by men, none of them would be more complicated than excuses to drink beer. | |
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