Even annoying to Satan

Author: Culturejamming

Date: October 6, 2002

by Culturejamming
10-06-02
Hello, Clint I can give you anything you desire in exchange for your soul
How about you make me I charge of what happens to people that go to hell, now including myself of course
You can't have that
So you get my soul when I die if I make a deal with you, huh? How about you make me some kind of immortal superwizzard?
Damn you are obnoxious, this is precisely why you can't get normal girls to date you
*Sniff sniff* *sob*