I'm your ID, Kid

Author: Culturejamming

Date: October 6, 2002

by Culturejamming
10-06-02
Bills bills bills. I swear I am not going to be able to afford to go out on a date or go to a bar ever again
Y'aarrrrr AHOY, Clint! I'm your Id, kid and I'm turning in my 2 week notice
You are a part of me, you can't quit
I can and will if you don't go to the liquor store right now.
Well, if it will keep you from quitting I have no choice do I?
Buy some pornography while you are there.