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In the practical art of war, it is best to take the enemy's country whole and intact
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| I'm sorry that I fell asleep on you last night while we were talking | |
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| Come on why won't you talk to me? | |
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Hence to fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence; supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without fighting.
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| Oh, ok I'm really sorry what can I do to make it up to you? | |
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| You can start by painting my toenails. After that we are going to go get your nipples pierced. After we're done with that you can cook me dinner, and then I will decide what I want you to do | |
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