More of Sun Tzu's "The Art of War"

Author: Culturejamming

Date: October 8, 2002

by Culturejamming
10-08-02
One who knows the enemy and knows himself will not be in danger in a hundred battles.
What do you want to do tonight?
I thought we could go see that movie you've been talking about. It looks like something I might enjoy.
One who does not know the enemy but knows himself will sometimes win, sometimes lose.
What do you want to do tonight?
Perhaps a little dinner, candlelight and some "us" time.
One who does not know the enemy and does not know himself will be in danger in every battle.
What do you want to do tonight?
Yarrr, I don't know whatever ye wanna do is good fer me arrrr