Elephant the Thirteenth: Part Two

Author: CussYouBad

Date: November 20, 2004

by CussYouBad
11-20-04
...and I said, "No, Alex, you can't finger my..."
Wait! Did you hear something in the kitchen?
I better just go check it out, in nothing more than my underwe-ARRRRGGGH!
What is it, Megan? What's happening?
Hello! I'm an elephant, and I just murdered your friend! Wacky, huh?
Say...that is pretty wacky!