Elephant the Thirteenth: Part Four

Author: CussYouBad

Date: November 20, 2004

by CussYouBad
11-20-04
I say, Officer, I'm being persued by a ruthless killer elephant, I don't suppose you could help me out, my good man?
Heh heh...sounds like you've been at the gin, your Lordship!
Bloomin' 'eck!
Officer, I shall offer you a hefty bribe to keep quiet about what you saw here tonight.
Bless my soul! A talkin' elephant!