Elephant the Thirteenth: The Final Chapter?

Author: CussYouBad

Date: November 20, 2004

by CussYouBad
11-20-04
Officer, I wish to turn myself in. I cannot live with all these murders on my conscience.
Murders that, due to the very nature of my species, I shall never forget.
Really? You wanna give yourself up, no fussing?
No, not really! Instead, I will kill you dead.
Stone the crows! A homicidal pachyderm!