Diary of a Human Shield

Author: DAL

Date: January 29, 2003

by DAL
1-29-03
On behalf of President Hussein, I welcome the human shields to Bagdhad!
Thanks, dude. We're happy to support the peaceful government of Iraq and your baby formula factories!
What a fool! If I could ever get past Republican Guard and to the West, I'd never leave! It must be Paradise compared to this facist nightmare!
Wait. What's that sound? You mean the US is actually bombing Iraq? I didn't sign up for this!
Um... I see a few new human shield openings right over there.
We did get ROUND TRIP tickets --- right???