What's Really Real?

Author: DAL

Date: January 30, 2003

by DAL
1-30-03
For some reason, network television thinks a "real-life" version of the Beverly Hillbillies would be funny.
Where's the cee-ment pond?
We got us a cee-ment pond?
People in Appalachia are still trying to overcome ignorant stereotyping. The obvious question is, what's next?
Look, it's right next to where Granny is cooking up the possum pot pie!
I shudder when I consider the possibilities.
Look who's come to visit -- it's Andy from the new "Real-Life Amos and Andy Show."
Howdy, Miss Ellie Mae. Howse y'all doing on this fine morning?