True-Life Cold Case File, Part 2

Author: DAL

Date: August 6, 2003

by DAL
8-06-03
I called the cops as soon as I saw the car was gone.
...Okay, I guess that's about it. I'll turn this over to the detective and we'll be in touch.
Thanks, officer. When do you think you might find the car?
I sensed an awkward silence...
Officer?
I guess it would be rude to burst into laughter, wouldn't it?
*sigh*