Cowboy Bill Meets A Crackwhore: The REAL version

Author: DANfan

Date: November 17, 2001

by DANfan
11-17-01
Today, we find Cowboy Bill walking around the Red Light District of town....
Howdy Ma'am!
Hey waby! Me wuv you rong time! me so horny! me so horny!
Hey there, I'm T.V.'s Cowboy Bill, I was wondering if I can ride you like a buckin bronco tonight? My wife's a fucking bitch and she doesn't give me the satisfaction that a real cowboy needs!
Me wuv you rong time! five dolla, pay up now!
The next day....
Gosh darnit! my piss is burning like a hot jalapeno pepper!
Damn, my mom's good! stupid John Wayne asshole!