It turns out he prefers the squirrel

Author: DC

Date: October 17, 2003

by DC
10-17-03
Later that month...
...Are you sure you don't want me to change you back?
No, I'm suprisingly good, thanks.
...You know what? I'm suprised. Why?
I can eat all the squirrels I want and no-one will realise it was me!
Okay, I''l let you change me back!