Never Trust the Cue-Card Guy

Author: DH-01

Date: May 12, 2001

by DH-01
5-12-01
Sachiko and Fuxxxor: In The Pokey!
Heya, folks! Looks like we're on our way to Death Row! Apparently the nice officers don't like cute little Japanese girls in tiny skirts.
Or dEmOns wIth bIg wAng lOngs. bIgOts.
But I have found out that deep down inside, I'm a scared little girl with a Hello Kitty vibe and a tub of Astroglide.
...
... I *SO* didn't just say that.
I'll gO kIll thE cUE cArd gUy fOr yOU nOw, hOn.