Lawyers Are From Mars

Author: DH-01

Date: May 12, 2001

by DH-01
5-12-01
Sachiko and Fuxxxor: In The Pokey!
Heya, folks! Looks like we're on our way to Death Row! Apparently the nice officers don't like cute little Japanese girls in tiny skirts.
Or dEmOns wIth bIg wAng lOngs. bIgOts.
But, thankfully, we've hired a lawyer to help us out, and we should be out of here in no time.
I wOndEr whAt EvIl hIs cOld, lAwyEr hEArt Is plOttIng rIght nOw...
[ It likes sprinkles on its groinular extention probing device. Touch the sprinkles. ]
... dude, I need to lay off the hooch, man.