We Cook 'Em, So You Don't Have To!

Author: DH-01

Date: May 22, 2001

by DH-01
5-22-01
Funfun Time hits the Mail Bag!
This first letter is from c0rnH013@aol.com: "joo suk! i m nto stuppid! I haxx0r my scholl's website, it was funlolol! now goh fuk yr Moms, lolololol"
Well, Mister C0rnH013, we simply wished to inform the world of a truly tragic disease. That will be until a vaccine is devised. There IS an antivirus agent out, though.
I'll not get into details, but it's pretty much the equivalent of having a barbeque, but with AOL-using gene-filth like yourself. Oh, and it has a nice minty odor, too!