So, In The End, Love Is Anal

Author: DH-01

Date: June 7, 2001

by DH-01
6-07-01
Meanwhile, somewhere in the Seventh Ring of the Fiery Abyss...
Y'know Cthulhu, I think it's time we got that little wench and her ass-blasting demon friend back for sending us here!
Minor problem, FJ. We're in Hell. Even I can't whip out Elder God power to get us outta here. How're we gonna do that?
I've been thinking about that, and I've come up with the perfect plan! I'm going to file a complaint against Asmodeus, and while he's hearing us out, you're gonna sneak up--
Whoa whoa whoa! Why does every escape plan you come up with involve me cornholing the Dread Lord of Hell?
... okay, so there's some bad blood between me and him, but it's not that! I've heard that that's his only weak spot! C'mon, Thulie! I know you can do it! For revenge!
... aw, what the hell. The things I do for love.