It's A Dirty Job, But Someone Has To Do It!

Author: DH-01

Date: June 8, 2001

by DH-01
6-08-01
Well, lookit! It's a Pink Donkey!
Hello! I am a Pink Donkey! It is my duty here at Lowpass to act as the Official Representative of Animal Sodomy Issues, a task I take very seriously.
My job is to make sure that the quality of animal sodomy occuring here at Lowpass maintains a strict, careful quality guideline set forth by the Animal Sodomy Association.
That said, we now return to your previously-scheduled Funfun Time which, sadly, contains little animal sodomy. Thank you, and good day.