Sex and the Single DH-01

Author: DH-01

Date: June 9, 2001

by DH-01
6-09-01
Well, I was introduced to the joys of sex a very long time ago. It was a moment I treasure fondly, a day when I crossed the threshold between being a boy and being a manly man.
MOMENTARY FLASHBACK TIME!
... what do you want me to to with the receiver again, miss? I didn't quite hear you properly.
Mmmm. I want you to take that big, red, hot receiver in your hand and stick it up your ass, baby! Mmmmm, yeah... then wiggle around and call me your mommy... mmmm, yeah!
I only wish others could have enjoyed the weeks of rectal discomfort and the following days of surgery that Iwent through. Ah, those were the days.