Whatever Fuxxxor Wants...

Author: DH-01

Date: June 9, 2001

by DH-01
6-09-01
Audience Participation! YAY!
At this point, I will open Funfun Time up to questions from the audience. Yes? The man in the back with the bad-looking toupee.
Um, right. Miss Sachiko, I've always wondered what Fuxxxor's acting credentials are. He's such a talented and versatile demon... was he on Broadway?
Off-Broadway, actually. Fuxxxor spent many years performing more racy, risque musicals before we hired him here at Funfun Time. The high point in his career was being Lola in 'Damn Yankees'.
... which freaked me out, too. You'd think making a believable woman's hard enough. Try throwing a massive, near-constantly erect wang into the mix. I tell you, Fuxxxie's one talented guy.