Apologies are in order...

Author: DH-01

Date: August 8, 2001

by DH-01
8-08-01
Hey there, gang. It's me, that wannabe popular Stripcreator.com freak known as DH-01. I've been on a bit of a sabbatical as of late, due to unfortunate occurences.
Those being, in no order: a few ounces of Colombian White, a bottle of E&J, five or so black condoms, my Bondage Fairies collection and a bicycle pump.
... there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm a little rusty and can't seem to spot it. Gimme a few hours, some K-Y and a Marilyn Chambers video. I'll be fine.