When Fuxxxie Met Sachi - Part 2

Author: DH-01

Date: August 8, 2001

by DH-01
8-08-01
... s-so I was hanging out with my old friend, Fake Jesus...
And... and I saw this ugly Elder God at the door... wearing his big strap-on... and..
... h-h-he said, "I like girls." and I was thinking, like... l-l-l-like...
'Oh, shit.' I mean... can you understand what was going through my mind?
"wEll, yOU hAd tO UndErstAnd thIs: I wAs A lOnEly prOfEssOr thEn, And shE hAd A nIcE lIttlE tUshIE..."
... Professor Fuxxxor? Are you listening to me?
yEs, I Am. nO, I Am nOt stArIng At yOUr bOdy wIth hUngry, lEchErOUs IntEnt... thAt's jUst An EyE cOndItIOn I hAvE...