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| ... s-so I was hanging out with my old friend, Fake Jesus... | |
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| And... and I saw this ugly Elder God at the door... wearing his big strap-on... and.. | |
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| ... h-h-he said, "I like girls." and I was thinking, like... l-l-l-like... | |
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| 'Oh, shit.' I mean... can you understand what was going through my mind? | |
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"wEll, yOU hAd tO UndErstAnd thIs: I wAs A lOnEly prOfEssOr thEn, And shE hAd A nIcE lIttlE tUshIE..."
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| ... Professor Fuxxxor? Are you listening to me? | |
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| yEs, I Am. nO, I Am nOt stArIng At yOUr bOdy wIth hUngry, lEchErOUs IntEnt... thAt's jUst An EyE cOndItIOn I hAvE... | |
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