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Being new to contests like this, I decided to ask my semi-creations what I should do to prepare...
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| I'd tell you what we do in times like this, but it's not legal in the Western Hemisphere, what with human rights and all. | |
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| bUt, sIncE yOU rEAlly nEEd OUr hElp, I rEcOmmEnd A cOUplE Of EnEmAs. Oh, And A cOpy Of 'pInk flAmIngOs'. | |
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| Considering that you offed us for no good reason, I suggest you contract genital lice or something equally painful. | |
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| I, being the wise Elder God that I am, recommend a swift kick to the dick, you masturbating donkey-lover! We owe you, and we know where you live! | |
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But in the end, I put my trust in the Reverend Pink Donkey. He can do no wrong. None at all.
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| Instruct me, oh wise Pink Donkey! I have brought mine offering of Depends undergarments and wish to learn from thee! | |
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| Verily, I say unto thee: Narrow is the gate and deep is the path leading to one's colon... yea, very narrow and very deep, indeed... | |
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