Comic Cup 3: Door-To-Door Destruction

Author: DH-01

Date: August 11, 2001

by DH-01
8-11-01
... at the next house on the street...
Another satisfied customer! I swear, I didn't know how easy door-to-door penis pump sales would be... but I'm still a bit worried about those things being powered by shopvacs.
AGH! DEAR SWEET JESUS, THIS THING ATE MY LEFT NUT! IT WON'T STOP SUCKING! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STO-HO-HOOOOP!
... at the next house on the street...
Another satisfied customer! I swear, I didn't know how easy door-to-door penis pump sales would be... but I'm still a bit worried about those things being powered by shopvacs.
AGH! DEAR SWEET JESUS, THIS THING ATE MY LEFT NUT! IT WON'T STOP SUCKING! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STO-HO-HOOOOP!
... at the next house on the street...
Another satisfied customer! I swear, I didn't know how easy door-to-door penis pump sales would be... but I'm still a bit worried about those things being powered by shopvacs.
AGH! DEAR SWEET JESUS, THIS THING ATE MY LEFT NUT! IT WON'T STOP SUCKING! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STO-HO-HOOOOP!