It's In Your Shoes

Author: DH-01

Date: October 11, 2001

by DH-01
10-11-01
You know those little sacks of silica gel you find in shoeboxes that they say you shouldn't eat?
Don't listen to the Man! Every little silica pill adds ten years yo your lifespan, gives you super-powers and makes you extremely attractive to the opposite sex!
So find a dozen or so bags and eat up! Sachiko Says! Teehee!