Bitter Clown, Leetspeek Interpretor!

Author: DH-01

Date: October 13, 2001

by DH-01
10-13-01
d00d51ic3@aol.com says: "d00d wutz up w17 d47." ... er. Well... um, right. Let me get my leetspeak translator here... Bitter Clown?!
... you screamed for me?
Yeah... what the hell does this mean? It's the entire message... I'm lost here.
Oh, that's very simple. It's a cry for help from someone desperate to leave this mortal coil by means of autoerotic asphyxiation, hence the 'up w17 d47' part.
... why are you reaching around in your bright clown pants, Bitter Clown?
I left some rope and a strap-on in here. After all, I am more than willing to answer cries for 'help'. Hehheh...