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| Welcome back to the House of Tobor! Tobor has gotten e-mail lately and would wish to answer the question posed. | |
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| "Dear Tobor, I love your show and I'd like to ask how you keep your home so clean, especially considering the various activities you partake of there. Signed, Billy Bitchcakes." | |
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| Good question. Tobor has learned after many years that the best way to clean houses is to use the blood of virgins mixed with human ash in a chalice! | |
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| Virgin blood is also good for making pacts with demons, adding that extra zing to a fruit drink, or a beautiful wood stain when you need the popular 'murder scene' look. | |
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| Most of the time, though, Tobor hires professional cleaners. Less hassle. | |
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| Especially when you're trying to incinerate the virgins after you get the blood. Messy job, that. Okay, next e-mail... | |
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